90 Day Fiancé: Before The 90 Days

Anyone been watching this? We have Darcey, who runs around wearing a huge fake wedding set, and is already harassing boy toy Jesse to marry her haggard ass. Jesse’s father told her she was out of his league-doh.

Then we have Paul who has traveled to a remote village up the Amazon in Brazil to meet his love, Karine. He’s hadn’t bothered to learn a lick of Portuguese, and she speaks no English, so it’s already awkward. When he hugs her, he pat pat pats her back like he’s burping her. And he won’t have sex with her until she completes an STD and pregnancy screening. He doesn’t need to though. I just don’t believe his motive is safety. I think he’s a jerk who thinks she’s a dirty foreigner he has to screen before she can touch his pure American skin.

Aside from that-I get creepy weird vibes from him. And eureka, I know why.

Paulie Paul had been convicted of Felony 2nd degree Arson to defraud Insurance, he’s on probation til 2029 for that one-and if that’s not icky enough-he was convicted of violating an Emergency Protective Order and violating a Domestic Violence Order. Soooo there’s definitely more to Paul here than meets the eye. Good thing Karine’s Dad isa retired police officer. It also explains why he was wookin pa nub across borders. American women have his number. Enjoy his muggies. They say sooooo much.

Creepy creep.

Talk soon, Lovelies





90 Day Fiance Discussion

I’m just gonna dive right in.

Mohamed doesn’t quite understand the process and definition of apology, apparently. Danielle’s sister seems to be more with it than Danielle? Like, definitely operating at a fuller mental capacity? But still. They all just need to leave each other aloooone.

I dislike Chantal more and more. She tells her parents that Pwdro is skipping out in the dinner because “he’s uncomfortable” kind of putting it on him-but she needs to say “I put Pedro in a terrible position with you all with my huge lie, and he feels like you blame him for it but it was really all my idea and doing”. She doesn’t seem to want to do that, she likes them to think he’s the problem. I do not like her. Immature spoiled brat. Speaking of spoiled brats, her brother River? Asshole. He’s rude and disrespectful to Pedro for nooooo reason, and it’s completely Chantal’s fault.

Next-Loren. I don’t like how rude Alex is to her friend, but that’s Lorens fault as well for letting her friend take the hit. It’s really stupid, the whole bachelor party thing. Big fat deal-you’re married now. Fess up, Loren!!

Jorge and Anfisa. I hate them both and they deserve to make each other miserable forever. That’s all I got for those 2.


Talk soon Lovelies

90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After

I am SO excited that the show (well, a version of it) is back!! I don’t much want to watch porn-star-gold-digger Anfisa or her pathetic puppy husband Jorge but I’ll suffer through. I can’t stand her.

I love Paola and Russ, I can’t stop watching the absolute train wreck that is Mo and Danielle, and I love Loren and Alex.

I was going to recap but there’s so much back story for people that have never seen it-I feel like it wouldn’t make sense. But I have to talk about it. Have to.

I haven’t seen the episode yet, I DVR’d it and I’ve got an appointment at 9, so I’ll watch as soon as I get home. Can’t wait. In the meantime-discuss!

Talk soon Lovelies