I can’t NOT recap this. I’m coming in a little late, but next week I’ll be on top of it. The beginning of this season snuck up on me, my bad. But I can’t keep my mouth shut about this show, so here we go!
Disclaimer: phrase I despise most of all? “at the end of the day”. Over used, stupid, sick of it. Just saying it because this show is one of the worst offenders LEAH. Also with Leah-“I feel like”. Gaaah!!!
Leah is skyping with Jeremy for Addie. Addie is super cute on the phone. She put in an offer on a new house and goes to see it. It’s definitely smaller than the current one but it’s one level which is good for the wheelchair. She “feels like” this is it. If she was prohibited from using “like” ever again I don’t think she could speak.
Babs is watching Jace ride his bike FAST. She wants him to slow down. Jenelle says Nathan still hasn’t “proved” he has all of the baby things she wants him to have. She’s so controlling and that’s the most ridiculous excuse for keeping a father from his son I’ve ever heard. He sent a few pictures of what he does have-not good enough for Jenelle though. Dustin the lawyer calls and encourages her to sign the custody agreement-she talks over him about baby items and wanting Nathan’s address. Dustin reassures her that they’ll get the address and tells her that signing it is in her best interest.
Javi is FaceTiming the boys. He says he will be back in 36 days-the boys are happy, Kail looks-unpleased. Their relationship is still in limbo.
The crew is at Chelsea’s house because she called them over for an announcement. She’s pregnant!! Baby is due in Valentine’s Day, and she bought Cole a “DILF” shirt. That damn pig is walking around the kitchen. Everyone’s happy about the baby. Aubree doesn’t know yet, but Chelsea made her a card and they’ll tell her when she gets home from school.
I just love these 2-yes she has an annoying baby voice but out of all of them-she’s got her life together and hasn’t fucked it up with drugs, arrests, or bad choices. And she seems like such a good mother.
Ok, I digress-no more Chelsea fangirling.
Jenelle and Nathan finally signed the custody papers. Now she wants to control what Nathan does in his own parenting time. She rehashes it to David, who needs to mind his own business. If I were Nathan and had to ask DAVID for permission to see my child? Aw hell no. They’re taking the older kids to Orlando on vacation so kaiser can stay with his father. Jenelle us excited that Babs isn’t going on the trip.
Leah got the house so she’s packing. It’s 8 miles from the girls’ school (seems to be a big deal-was it super far?)
Joe and Vee are sharing concerns about Javi coming back. They’re hoping it doesn’t change Kail-everyone is getting along and they’re hoping Javi’s reappearance doesn’t alter that. Jo is hoping that Javi maintains his relationship with Isaac if he and Kail divorce. Jo and Vee’s baby is so cute-he’s matured A LOT.
Jenelle and David are leaving with Jace and Marissa to Orlando, Jenelle can’t shut up about Babs not being there, nor can she resist asking Jace an inappropriate question (“are you happy meme’s not here?”). Nathan meets David’s mother to pick up Kaiser for the time that Jenelle is away.
Aubree comes home from school (the damn pig is still in the kitchen) and Chelsea gives her the baby card. She needs a little help reading it but is so cute and happy once she figures it out.
Leah and her brother are watching the girls play on a backyard slip n slide/inflatable playset. Ali doesn’t want to wear her helmet, Leah says it embarrasses her. Leah got SKINNY. “I feel like” she needs to eat a burger because “at the end of the day” she’s way too thin.
Javi calls but Kail won’t answer. She says she’s done filming because she doesn’t want to talk to him on camera. He keeps calling back and she’s kind of having a tantrum. Javi calls his friend and tells him that he and Kail have decided to divorce. He’s already found a house. It seems like he’s accepted the divorce but also that he’s backing off of Isaac.
Jenelle and David are at a drive thru and he’s doing a horrific British accent. Sorry, mousie.
Chelsea and Cole are watching Aubree water the yard and are talking about wedding prep. He thinks there’s not much more left to do, she thinks he’s smoking crack cocaine. They’re worried about Aubree feeling left out when the baby comes but are going to do their best to not let that happen.
Jenelle and David are in FL being critical of what Nathan is doing during his time with Kaiser. Apparently Nathan’s mom sent video of Kaiser at the park and that somehow translates into Nathan hasn’t spent one minute with him. Jenelle says she’s going to “violate” Nathan (so dramatic like her custody BATTLES) for not spending time with Kaiser during his time because she thinks it’s a serious thing. She says she’s been giving him “leeway” (with his OWN CHILD?) and no more Mrs. nice guy. I can’t with her. And David-please butt out.
Leah is taking the girlses for pictures then meets Cory in that same old parking lot for the hand off. She tells him she bought a new house, its nearer to the girlses school, but the porch needs a ramp. She tells him that Ali doesn’t like wearing her helmet-he prefers to focus on the positive like her pedaling on her bike.
Kail’s friend Sterling is visiting-she tells Sterling she wants to remain civil with Javi-a crew member asks if there are lawyers involved and Kail says “no comment”. She’s worried about her image. She doesn’t want to bash him (then don’t). She hopes he still wants to be involved with Isaac. That’s so weird to me, he’s a huge part of isaacs life, it shouldn’t be conditional on their marriage. I hope they quit that.
Talk soon Lovelies!