RHONY Engagement Update

Anna Rothschild is denying reports that she’s engaged to prolific dater Tom D’Agostino….yet.  She says the ring was a “gift” but hasn’t said from whom-and get this-she’s friends with Luann. Well, was. I can’t see them friends now.

Anna Rothschild is a PR exec, and is not descended from the banking Rothschild family-but she’s got a colorful past. In 2014 she was dating a 30 year old Princeton grad (she was 49) and he murdered his father.



I feel like she might be a mess. 

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RHONY Engagement?

Word on the street is that Tom D’Agostino wasted no time in getting back on the horse-he’s supposedly engaged to socialite Anna Rothschild. She’s wearing a canary diamond ring suspiciously similar to Lu’s. 


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Trouble in RHONY Paradise?

Have Carole and Adam hit splitsville? She’s unfollowed him on Instagram (I can’t believe this is how people find out relationship status now-seriously) and reports are that they may be dunzo.

I like Carole-and if it’s true I hope Luann doesn’t make a gloating peep, under the circumstances. If you ask me, Lu getting all indignant and up in arms over Carole and Adam was a stretch, and not for a second do I buy that it was allegiance to her niece. I think Luann at the time was suffering from good old fashioned jealousy.

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Bethenny’s Ex’s Stalking Case Continues

Jason Hoppy appeared in court today to answer to stalking charges on Bethenny Frankel. Originally he was charged with 3 counts of stalking an harassment, but in June that was revised to 5 charges. Tsk tsk, Jason.

Now, he could have taken anger management and the worst of this would have gone away but he’s not having that. I guess he thinks his anger is manageable. 😳.

He had asked the court today to dismiss the charges, they said mmmmm-no. Back in March he was offered a deal: if he pled guilty to a lowered harassment charge and took AM classes thus have dropped the other 2 stalking charges. He shoulda taken it, since now it’s 5 counts from the 3. Arrogant dude who needs a leeeeeeetle humility, perhaps?

I’m sorta familiar with court procedure etc (ahem) and this is all normal par for the course happenings-and he should have taken the deal. She’s got evidence-enough to have him arrested and tack on more charges. But maybe he deserves to pay stiffer consequences. He was pretty vile from what I understand, and the divorce was final-there was no reason to behave that way. Not that there EVER is but I think it says a lot about him and the situation. She’s done her best to keep quiet about everything. He sounds like a raging angry douche. I have no sympathy. He even LOOKS mean nowadays. Anyway-

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Tom v Lu: The Cad’s Camp Speaks


Tom’s side has spoken to the press on his behalf and it’s pretty shitty. Saying Ku just married him to stay relevant on the show, she was unfaithful, and had a habit of physically attacking him.

She was in blind obsessive love with him and no one can tell me any different. She protected and defended him often to her detriment, and if it was all for the show then why piss Bravo off by not letting them film the wedding? Bull. I don’t buy that she cheated either. As far as getting physical we know she publicly slapped him, so that said, who knows what happened privately. But portraying him as a poor, hapless, bamboozled victim is pitiful and less than believable. Shame on you, Tom.

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Luann v Tom: Sh*t Just Got Real

So Tom, the incurable cheater, was caught by Lu twice, and the last straw was when he ditched her to meet up with his ex.

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I hope, hope he doesn’t come crawling begging her back and she falls for it. He’s never going to change, she needs to wash that cad right outta her hair and move on with her life.

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RHONY Post Mortem: Tequila-thon

Still in Mexico-

Dorinda is doing some pre breakfast yoga. Luann joins her, hung over. She joins in the yoga fun. Bethenny comes down but no yoga. Carole and Tinsley are having breakfast. Yoga is over. Luann is injury free from her drunken falls. Tinsley gets a buttload of flowers from Scott, the 5 day blind date-she’s happy. She calls him her new boyfriend.

Surfing is on the agenda-Ramona is late to the party telling everyone Luann fell-they already know. Bethenny asks to speak to Ramona alone-Ramona semi apologizes for her behavior the night before but it’s too little too late-Bethenny band Ramona from the tequila event, too much planning has gone into it, and Ramona can’t be trusted to behave herself. Ramona says ok but if Bethenny changes her mind she’d still like to go. Bethenny tells Ramona she’s never seen anything like her antics, Ramona blah blah blahs, and tells Bethenny she “doesn’t not not like her”. There’s a triple negative in there, so I’m lost. Awkward convo over.

Everyone is surfing except Sonja and Ramona. Sonja talks crap about Tinsley, jealous over Tinsley and Bethenny being friends. Sonja criticizes Tinsley for going on the 5 day date and says it’s “friend jumping”. Whaaaa? Ramona feels like she can’t win with Bethenny.

Tinsley joins Sonja and asks to talk to her. She confronts her about the Page Six story which Sonja still denies planting. Sonja refuses to squash it and tells Tinsley it’s her job. Plus it’s hard to squash a story you planted.

Luann is surfing her hangover away. They’re getting surf lessons on sand.

Sonja is mad that Tinsley brought up the story in front of everyone-she actually takes something that was said about her and puts it in Tinsley-“enabling behavior”. Wrong context but Sonja must’ve liked the sound of it.

Ladies hot the water. Dorinda isn’t bad, Bethenny is good, Carole at least can get up on the board, Luann is awful. They loved it though.

Sonja turns the entire thing on Tinsley. She’s gaslighting her and it’s almost working. Sonja is just not Tinsley’s friend.

Dorinda tells Bethenny that it hasn’t sunk in to Ramona’s head that she’s not invited to the tequila tasting. Ha. Wonder if her bff Sonja will stay back and keep her company? 😂 the ladies are off on a shopping excursion. Ramona’s strategy is to pretend everything with Ramona is excellent-Bethenny sees a dress she wants but her credit card is “blocked”, Ramona jumps in to buy the dress for her. Bethenny is all “really, NO”. She buys it anyway. Bethenny is changing her mind about excluding Ramona. Ramona buys everyone straw bags. She’s buying her way to the tequila trip and it’s working. But she forgot Dorinda.

Sonja joins Bethenny and Carole in the hot tub. Bethenny is still going on and on about the Tequila trip. But she’s on edge. Sonja says she’s trying. Sonja says that Ramona is miserable because she’s not “getting banged”. They see Ramona alone on the beach running-there must be a man at the end of the beach.

Sonja is talking to Ramona acting like she was her big advocate to Bethenny. Ramona finally acknowledges she hurt Bethenny’s feelings. But it wasn’t her intention, y’all.

It’s dinner time-they’re at a restaurant it looks like, they’ve got to go easy on the drinking. Tinsley is reading Page Six at the table. Tins. We get it. Enough. Bethenny says how amazing it would be if someone actually told the truth and confessed. Sonja acts like she has no idea, dismisses it as a “Tinsley Tantrum” and it’s being blown out of proportion. Carole puts Sonja in her place and says what’s ridiculous is calling her a bad houseguest, which YOU did. Sonja denies it. Carole says it’s part of her loop. Dorinda tells Sonja she hurt her feelings. Sonja is just being an asshole. She refuses to understand, and keeps saying that Tinsley is happy as a lark. Carole has to define a “circle jerk” to some of them and that brings Sonja to Ramona’s sex life. Ramona says she has every sex but conventional because she’s Catholic.

Dorinda hands out gag gifts-Ramona gets an apron because she’s always got her boobs out, Luann hit an I’m engaged/married mug, Sonja got “No One Cares” pills. It goes over Sonja’s head.

Before bed Bethenny goes over the trip for the morning, dress code, etc. She addresses Ramona and begs her, in tears, not to ruin the tequila trip. Ramona says she’d never do that, but Bethenny tells her yes you would and you have. They hug.

The big tequila trip day! Bethenny is super excited. They’re taking a helicopter to the place. Ramona has her face covered like some weird bandit, then cracks her head while getting into the helicopter. Ramona is happy she’s there. Bethenny is super proud and emotional. They land in an agave-bush-growing-place and are greeted by people in traditional Mexican garb playing drums and blowing on conch shells.

They all get straw hats and start the tour with Skinnygirl margaritas. They get a show with fire and headdresses-it’s cool. They show them agave, then into the distillery. I don’t drink (I just hate the taste of alcohol and it makes me instantly sleepy) but this looks like a tour I’d enjoy. Dorinda can’t stomach all of Ramona’s asskissing towards Bethenny.

They make it to the distillery and have to wear hard hats and safety vests. The quite explains the fermenting process and tells them the way to drink tequila in the old days was from a bull horn. They’re about to drink 130 proof tequila. Yowsa.

Luann hasn’t even had that much to drink and she’s already side eyeing the horn and thinking about taking it on a date with her lady parts later. They toast and chug. Now they see more locals, a dancing horse, and a cute little niño handing out flowers. They’ve got a table set up for more tequila. Bethenny hands out little plastic guys that go into your glass. It’s tequila numero tres. Oh wait, cinco. They’re tasting a lot, and there’s food. After 7 tequilas, don’t they all taste the same? Sonja has broken her sober streak. Time to leave.

Back to the villa-the drinking will continue. Bethenny is dancing on a table, Carole is swinging in a rope swing into the pool, Sonja is trying to make out with Luann.

Sonja is too much. Ramona says she knew her marriage was in trouble when Mario left his ring behind. Sonja tells Ramona she doesn’t believe she’s happy, keeps saying “getting BANGED-it’s haaaard, it’s haaaaard”. Sonja is crass, Bethenny tells Sonja to stop. She tells her to stop therapizing every one but drunk Sonja is relentless.

Next week: deep sea fishing. Luann is extra. Fireworks. Sonja is cut off, Bethenny skinny dips. Ramona V Bethenny part 56098. Sonja is still messy drunk. Dorinda slurs and bleeds.

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RHONY Post Mortem: Three Tequila…Floor!

I can’t wait to see this episode-I’m dying to see if Ramona has the sheer balls to pull her “best room” shit even though she’s on this trip by a hair.


I need to create my own watermark so I can claim other people’s pictures as my own. 😜😱 snark, people. 😂😂 Anyway, let’s get into this episode.

I guess we’re already in Mexico, no one feels well especially Bethenny who has the flu. Ramona had some sort of skin cosmetic procedures done and it didn’t end well. They’re talking about Simon in the game “Marry, Fuck or Kill” and Sonja claims she’d kill Tinsley because she’s “unfuckable” and “unmarryable”. Daaayum-that’s harsh! Ramona wants to kill Tinsley as well because she doesn’t see Tinsley as sexual. Poor Tinsley. Dorinda ain’t playin.

Carole and Tinsley tell Luann about the date that Carole set Tinsley up on-it went well seeing as it lasted 5 days and ended up in Miami. Sonja got a wrong number dick pic.

The villa is obviously huge and amazing. They’ve got margaritas waiting, and into the villa. Awwwww shit, Ramona is already making a play for the best room-I KNEW IT! Something is wrong with Ramona. Deeply, inherently wrong. They have ocean views, the pool is beautiful-it’s perfect. Dorinda doesn’t care what room she get. Bethenny thinks there’s no way that Ramona and Sonja are going to be room whores, but Ramona is already plotting with Sonja on how to claim “the best” room. They need to reverse psychology Ramona-everyone needs to act like there’s one room they ALL want, and that’s the one she’ll try and grab. Then they get the ones they really want. I think Ramona is that simple.

Ramona and Sonja are already picking rooms, the rest have just made their way into the kitchen where there’s a bunch of food prepared. The group has just realized the 2 twits are gone, and Bethenny doesn’t want to believe that they’re room hunting. Bethenny isn’t allowing it regardless.

They saunter into the kitchen, Ramona makes Sonja do the dirty work but B shuts it down. Says no way, no how, not happening, and Ramona is a disgusting grabby twat. 😂😂😂

Bethenny says they’re grabbing numbers out of a bowl. Sonja protests that they had the “worst” room last time and since there are 2 of them…Bethenny tells Ramona to stop being a vile human being and to get it together. Finally!! The ladies draw numbers for rooms, (Sonja thinks its premeditated-no more so than the room grabbing) Tinsley gets the best room. Ramona and Sonja try and move in on her to share the room-Tinsley wants zero part of that and gives her room to Bethenny.

Everyone moves into their assigned rooms, Sonja and Ramona are STILL trying to scheme a better room. Ramona gets Sonja going by saying Tinsley has stayed with her for free blah blah the least Tinsley could have done was give Sonja the room. What a bunch of entities, childish bitches. Really. Sonja chastises Tinsley for giving the room to Bethenny-there’s more room talk, Sonja and Ramona are stupid. I can’t. All of the rooms are gorgeous! Give them bunk beds. Jerks.

Ramona is still pissy. Sonja wants to take a room in the first floor because stairs aren’t good, her mom fell on some once. Is she for real? How does someone this stupid function? Ramona is on the attack-she’s trying to convince Dorinda to let her stay in the room with her since Dorinda has 2 beds. Nope. She turns on Tinsley yelling because Tinsley’s stayed at Sonja’s for free so shouldn’t have given that room to Bethenny. Dorinda asks Bethenny to come mediate-Bethenny comes in and goes IN on Ramona. I’d literally kick those 2 bitches out.

Ramona and Sonja finally settle into their room (which is beautiful) and Ramona is complaining already-no surprise. She’s bossing the staff around and treating them like servants. She’s disgusting.

Bethenny is laying in her bed and really looks like crap-sorry Bethenny. Carole is hanging out with her and decides to change into her bathing suit.

Carole and Dorinda are unpacking, Dorinda suggests the balloon game for later, Carole is like wtf-so Dorinda demonstrates.

Everyone meets out by the pool, dinner is in a half hour and Dorinda is drunk and tired. Tinsley is soooooo worried that Sonja is mad at her. Ramona is making a dumb friendship speech to Sonja.

Bethenny roots for Sonja but thinks Ramona brings out the worst in her. Tinsley spots hand holding with Ramona and Sonja-Ramona is being mushy and lame but all Sonja sees is her glowing, red, post-peel gone wrong face.

Dinner is served-Bethenny is the first one there and is 90 minutes late. Tinsley goes to Carole because she received an email that Page Six is running a story about her lack of gratitude to Sonja. I wonder who planted that story? Tinsley is enraged-she’s blaming Ramona, she doesn’t think Sonja would do that to her but giiiirrrrl….think again. Sonja and Ramona are shit talking Tinsley saying how she’s intimidated by Bethenney but also is all over her-just assholes.

Bethenny goes looking for people to join her at dinner and comes upon Carole and Tinsley, Carole tells her about the Page Six story-Bethenny wants to talk about it at dinner. Tinsley blames Ramona, Bethenny says, he’ll no, it’s Sonja. Lu joins the table, and she’s buzzed. Dorinda is passed out. Sonja and Ramona are later than late because they’re doing their makeup, and everyone agrees that mayyybe Ramona should leave that raw hamburger meat face alone.

Carole tells Luann about the Page Six article, Luann is horrified. In walk the 2 village idiots. Luann tries to toast Bethenny and thank her for planning the trip, and Ramona busts out with “its s group trip, why are we thanking her” and that sets Bethenny OFF. She asks Ramona why she’s an asshole, and Ramona says that they all planned the trip (um, no? You were barely invited, dummy) and Bethenny tells her that she just cannot stand the fact that someone was thanking her for something. All true. Luann tries to make peace-Bethenny is over this bitch. Ramona’s talking head says she just says what everyone else is thinking-wrong.

Tinsley picks this moment to bring up the Page Six item. Sonja denies it, so Tinsley points at Ramona, who says (I think) “I avoid the press like a leak”. What? Tinsley reads aloud what the article says. Carole points out that it’s exactly what Ramona had said-Ramona half ass denies it. Sonja tells Tinsley she’s in the press because of her Palm Beach situation-that’s old news though? Tinsley should have left that hellhole a looking time ago. Sonja is known for planting stories in Page Six so it’s a toss up as to who planted the story-I think Ramona did it with Sonja’s blessing.

A drunken Luann tells Tinsley that Sonja doesn’t have her back, and tells Ramona to shut the fuck up. Sonja lectures Tinsley on being considerate, Tinsley snaps. She’s screeching and kinda jumping up and down. Yikes. “I’m not considerate!!!” (Forgot the in). Bethenny believes Sonja planted it. Yeah, I can see that-she repeated what Ramona said and went ahead. She’s got a direct line to Page Six for crying out loud.

Luann has had it, she’s off to bed. Tinsley comes back and is hysterical, crying. Bethenny tells Sonja that Ramona brings out the worst in her, and Sonja doesn’t disagree. Bethenny basically tells her she’s an ingrate and her room grabbing and behavior is disgusting. She’s right.

Ramona and Luann are sitting outside talking, Ramona doesn’t believe Sonja planted the story. Please. Luann is SMASHED. Ramona claims to be naive. Luann takes a drunken digger into the bushes. Oh wow. People come to rescue her-she’s like reallllly in those bushes.

Luann can barely stand up-oh wow, fell again. Go to bed, Lu.

Bethenny is trying to get thru to Sonja but it’s not working. Carole walks by Tinsley and ruffles her hair-if looks could kill Carole would be a goner. She tells Tinsley and Sonja to kiss and make up but no.

Next week: surfing, shopping, and tequila tasting. Tinsley and Sonja go at it again. Ramona and Bethenny again. Is Sonja giving Luann a hickey?

Luann Says “Love Tap”, Not Slap. Tomato, Tomahto.

Lu and Tom posed for some pics to prove how happy they are-Luann clarifies it wasn’t a “slap” that night, but a mere “love tap”. Coughbullshitcough. C’mon, Lu. Hitting is never ok, and minimizing it is worse. I tend to believe since it was witnessed by people and you’re not denying it, ya slapped your man. And Tom is wearing slippers. I still give it 18 months. He’s not going to change. He’s been single for 50+ years for a reason, and is more than likely set in his ways. And if history is any indication, monogamy isn’t his strong suit. I don’t know why she HAD to tie him down so fast, why they couldn’t have had a longer engagement-maybe she knew it was now or never, had to get him locked in before someone else caught his interest. Anyhoo-

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Now, I know there are some of you that have way higher hopes for this union than I do, and maybe I’m too cynical. I just feel like I’ve seen this movie before.

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Shocking News! (Sarcasm)

As Page Six (and Get Out) reported yesterday, there’s allegedly trouble in Paradise in the D’Agostino marriage. Control your shock and surprise, y’all. I had actually thought it would last at least a year. Oh, Lu. I’m not going to say we told you so, but….

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