Vanderpump Rules Premiere

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VPR premieres next Monday at 9pm on Bravo. The sixth season kicks off in typical style with drama, cattiness, and drunks.

Looks like LaLa is back, after ditching the show in the middle of last season. And Stassi is back, too. Lord, help us all.

Here’s a brief synopsis of the episode:

Masquerade: Scheana throws a lavish birthday party to show off her new boyfriend, but leaves Katie and Stassi off the guest list; Lisa overhears Sandoval complaining about her management style; a vicious rumor threatens to destroy a relationship.

Personally, I can’t wait!

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No. Matt Lauer???

I woke up to a pretty crappy and disheartening news day-we’ve got Trump retweeting a white supremacist’s videos, and now Matt Lauer has been fired from NBC for improper sexual behavior.

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How massively disappointing. Matt Lauer has comforted me (and a lot of us) through many national tragedies and he’s been on in my living room for years. He was kinda like that familiar Uncle or friend-and to hear that he may have behaved in a predatory way towards women is so completely sad. We trusted you, Matt.

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I give credit to the brave woman who came forward and I pray she can keep her anonymity, because I feel like she may be in for it from some fans. I can’t imagine how difficult her experience has been, and will be.

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These are new times. I am so glad to see predatory men in positions of power be held accountable for their actions-it’s long overdue-and we’ll probably hear more unexpected names as this continues. I don’t know what corrupted Matt Lauer or why he thought this was ok. And we also don’t know his side. I always believe the accuser though, until and unless facts proving otherwise are revealed.

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Matt-I guess we never really knew you after all.

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Talk soon Lovelies

-Allie

More Royal Wedding News

Kensington Palace announced that the Royal Wedding will take place at Windsor Castle in May. Prior to the wedding, Meghan will take UK citizenship and be baptized ahead of the ceremony at St George’s Chapel at Windsor Castle.

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The Duchess of Cambridge is due to have baby number 3 in April so it’s going to be a busy spring for the Royal Family, the UK, and fans. Like me 😁

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Talk Soon Lovelies

-Allie

RHOA Post Mortem: Please, No More Kim

It’s really not a post mortem as much as a WHY must we be subjected to Kim Zolciak and her awful fish lips? The way she talked about Kenya and her marriage was gross because honey-those living in glass houses should put down the stones. When she stops exploiting her children at literally every opportunity, then feel free to tear apart someone’s new marriage.

She’s not doing such a great job with Brielle, who has matching overinflated lips and ego to her mothers. Brielle has had her own Twitter attacks on Kenya, just proving her disrespectful brat status. But when your mother offers you up for oral sex on Twitter for concert tickets, your behavior is bound to be poor.

I used to like Kim. I used to root for her. She’s from my home state-I wanted to see her succeed and find happiness. But she lost me a while back. She’s just mean, conceited, arrogant, and vicious. Karma is bound to come for her-she’s been wrecking homes since the age of 17 with her first married man, a police officer 32 years her senior-all the way to Big Poppa. So shit’s eventually going to catch up. You can’t put crap like that out into the universe and it not come back to you eventually.

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Now she’s pissed Nene off again, and if anyone can serve Ms Kim up a dish of “right back at ya” it’s Nene Leakes. I’ll be watching and waiting. Don’t let us down Nene-we’re ready for Princess Plastic’s comeuppance.

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Talk soon Lovelies

Allie

Harry and Meghan ENGAGED

Holy cats. I am SO excited-I love me a Royal Wedding. I will be getting up at 5 or 6 am, whatever it takes, and the English blood in me will be wishing I was there. I think I’ve mentioned before that I know way more history, random facts, and protocols of the Royal Family than I should. It’s a weird geek part of me, what can I say.

I’m so happy for several reasons-to see Diana’s boys happy is so heartwarming-to see that the Monarchy is progressing-because 15 short years ago this would never be, a Prince 3rd in line to the Throne (he was 3rd then) marrying an American, Roman Catholic, biracial divorcee? Never. Ever never.

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Meghan is showing little girls that fairy tales can be real. I mean-if this isn’t the ultimate, than what is? I hope and wish that she manages the pressure better than her late mother-in-law, but I think she’s got way more support and guidance than Diana ever did.

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So I’ll be amongst the millions watching this romance play out, basking in the Royal glow, and waving my inner Union Jack.

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Talk soon, Lovelies

-Allie

Happy Thanksgiving, Y’all

What’s everyone doing tomorrow? It’s just me, hubs, and 3 of my 5 kids-I’ve already made 2 apple pies, going to make 2 pumpkin pies so that’s out of the way-turkey will go in at 10 or so, and I’m hoping to have dinner around 2.

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Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday-I love the food, and cooking, and how the house smells with the turkey cooking, and everything that goes with it.

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I’m glad to be staying home and cooking-I hate going places for holidays mainly because I’m lazy but mostly because I’d just rather do everything here.

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So what are everyone’s plans? I hope each and every one of you has an amazing, happy, and safe Thanksgiving and you all eat til you can’t eat any more-then have pie 🥧❤️❤️

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For my non US readers-happy Thursday, and excuse us while we gorge ourselves on ridick amounts of food 😘😜

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Love to you all-

Allie

Kim “Mother Of The Year” Zolciak Strikes Again

Offering to pimp her daughter, Brielle, out for John Legend tickets wasn’t enough.

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Nope. Our favorite trailer trash Mom, Kim Zolciak, has now been snap chatting Brielle flashing her bare breasts, encouraging her to do so. Telling her to “show Khloe (Kardashian) how big her tits are gonna her”. How do you not just tell your daughter to flash, film it, then POST IT ON THE INTERNET???!!

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Sit back and wait for Brielle to use all of her 2 syllable and 4 letter words to defend her useless mother (I get it. It’s all she knows).

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I don’t know how she’s got fans at this point. I’m not sure what is wrong with her, but it’s something deep and evil.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5104977/Kim-Zolciak-shares-snap-daughter-Brielle-flashing-chest.html

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I cant with her anymore.

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Talk soon, Lovelies

Allie

November Boxycharm Review-Finally, Y’all.

It’s here. Yaaaasss. After seeing everyone and their mother getting theirs, finally she got here today. Impatience gets you nowhere but impatient.

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The theme is Sweater Weather-

For me, the star of the show is the CoverFx Illuminating Setting Spray. Hubs says “Is it like hairspray for your face?” Yes, dear. Just like. 🙄

I honestly would have bought this eventually had it not been in the Boxy. The spray is PERFECT-it doesn’t hurt or blow your hair back, it’s gentle and a fine mist. Be SURE to shake well before using! It’s got fine glitter-ish particles (hence the illumination) and if you don’t shake it, well…it won’t be pretty. Retails for 31$.

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These KNC Collagen Lip Masks:

I’m not overly thrilled or impressed? I’ll try them, but I’m not living or dying for them. These retail for 5$ each, total of 15$.

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LAQA & Co Cloud Lips lipstick:

A matte lipstick-it’s a nice switch from the liquid lipsticks I must say. This looks darker and more brown than it swatches-it’s more of a berry-wine color with a fall vibe, and I likey.

I got the shade “Storm”, and these retail for 17$. FYI it is NOT transfer proof.

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I got the Luxie Beauty x Boxycharm Quad Eye Travel Set-

There’s an angled shadow brush, crease brush, fluffy shadow brush, and flat brush. The bristles are soft-Luxie has quality brushes and I’ve never been disappointed.

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Just a comparison between the regular size brushes and the travel size:

The handle is shorter, but still manageable. The brush itself is same size as the full size shadow brush. This retails for 32$.

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And of course, the Winky Lux Kitten Palette. I put it below the ABH Modern Ren palette and next to my hand for size reference:

Cute packaging-little cats everywhere. Even though it’s not huge, it’s surprisingly heavy, and does have a magnetic closure. No mirror though-here are the shades:

The pans are a decent size, and the shadows are pretty creamy.

The shades from the bottom to wrist are:

Purr-a light pink shimmer

•Duchess-a matte Ivory

•Strut-a matte taupe-

Holographic-duo chrome shimmer

9 Lives-grayish blue shimmer

Cateye-coppery gold shimmer

Romeo-dark rust shimmer

Cheshire-mauvey-purple matte

Boots-deep dark brown matte

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With 4 mattes and 5 shimmers, the possibilities are endless. The stand outs for me are the shades Holographic and Cateye, the first because of the really different duo chrome and the second because the pigmentation is insane. This is a cute little palette-I see you, Winky Lux! Retails for 25$.

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So there you have it, folks. The retail value of this month’s box is 120$. You did it again, Boxycharm.

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Talk soon, Lovelies

-Allie

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is Back!

Season 8 begins in a little over a month!

Returning are Lisa Vanderpump, Lisa Rinna, Dorit Kemsley, Erika Girardi, and Kyle Richards. Coming back as a FOH is Camille Grammar (YAY, I love her!!) and joining the cast is the daughter of John Mellencamp, Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave!

I can’t wait!

http://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-season-8-premiere-date-trailer

Real Housewives of Dallas — Reunion parts 1 and 2

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So, I totally slacked on doing these recaps… sorry, everyone.

However, I did not fail to watch the shitshow that was the reunion. Broken up into 2 parts, the housewives had plenty to say, including bitching about how it was a closed set (meaning no husbands allowed) except for Mark. Cary defended her husband saying since he got the brunt of the husband-hating this year, he deserved to be there to defend himself.

On the stage left couch sat, in order, Brandi, Cary, and Stephanie. When Mark joined, he sat between Cary and Stephanie. The stage right couch sat, in order, LeeAnn, D’Andra, and Kameron.

In part 1, the ladies went at it over Brandi and Stephanie’s break up, LeeAnne’s two-face costume, Kameron’s pink dog food (which isn’t all pink anymore because it turns the dog’s poop pink and apparently, that was too gross for the consumers). It’s dump on LeeAnne night and deservedly so, the ladies rip into LeeAnne about her behavior all season. LeeAnne “owns it” (I’m so sick of that phrase) and says she’s working toward changing. Cary doesn’t believe it. D’Andra once again comes to her BFF’s defense, but quickly lets everyone know that when LeeAnne is in the wrong, she calls her on it.

Andy brings up dildogate and once again we have to listen to Kameron and Brandi hash it out. I’m sorry, but Kameron has a stick so far up her ass that she can’t find any humor in it. While I don’t agree with Brandi overstepping Kam’s bounderies, it was initially funny. Maybe I just have the sense of humor of a 12-year-old boy. Who knows. Brandi and I would probably be friends. Kam again talks about how Brandi and Stephanie don’t live IN Dallas, as if that’s the prerequisite for being part of the society there. Umm, Kam, don’t you live in Highland Park? Correct me if I am wrong, but living 16 miles outside of Dallas city limits compared to Plano’s 20 miles (I Googled the distance) doesn’t make you part of Dallas, either. I’ve been to Plano. It’s not so bad.  Continue reading