So, I totally slacked on doing these recaps… sorry, everyone.
However, I did not fail to watch the shitshow that was the reunion. Broken up into 2 parts, the housewives had plenty to say, including bitching about how it was a closed set (meaning no husbands allowed) except for Mark. Cary defended her husband saying since he got the brunt of the husband-hating this year, he deserved to be there to defend himself.
On the stage left couch sat, in order, Brandi, Cary, and Stephanie. When Mark joined, he sat between Cary and Stephanie. The stage right couch sat, in order, LeeAnn, D’Andra, and Kameron.
In part 1, the ladies went at it over Brandi and Stephanie’s break up, LeeAnne’s two-face costume, Kameron’s pink dog food (which isn’t all pink anymore because it turns the dog’s poop pink and apparently, that was too gross for the consumers). It’s dump on LeeAnne night and deservedly so, the ladies rip into LeeAnne about her behavior all season. LeeAnne “owns it” (I’m so sick of that phrase) and says she’s working toward changing. Cary doesn’t believe it. D’Andra once again comes to her BFF’s defense, but quickly lets everyone know that when LeeAnne is in the wrong, she calls her on it.
Andy brings up dildogate and once again we have to listen to Kameron and Brandi hash it out. I’m sorry, but Kameron has a stick so far up her ass that she can’t find any humor in it. While I don’t agree with Brandi overstepping Kam’s bounderies, it was initially funny. Maybe I just have the sense of humor of a 12-year-old boy. Who knows. Brandi and I would probably be friends. Kam again talks about how Brandi and Stephanie don’t live IN Dallas, as if that’s the prerequisite for being part of the society there. Umm, Kam, don’t you live in Highland Park? Correct me if I am wrong, but living 16 miles outside of Dallas city limits compared to Plano’s 20 miles (I Googled the distance) doesn’t make you part of Dallas, either. I’ve been to Plano. It’s not so bad. Continue reading