Post Mortem: Real Housewives of NJ

I’m not going to do a full on recap because to be honest I just….no.

Melissa is packing for Milan, she’s still mad at Delores for getting in her face. I’m stunned that she hasn’t ever been to Italy. I though it was a prerequisite. Her son is making fun of her.

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Margaret is packing, she’s going to check out a new shoe factory. Tension over the whole Posche fiasco.

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What is going ON with Siggy this season? She seems so extra and just-all over the place. In my opinion? Overreacting about the Hitler comment.

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Theresa is packing, and missing her mom and Joe. I don’t get what’s up with her this season either. She just seems….more aggressive, maybe? The whole Namaste attitude seems to be fading maybe?

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The hotel rooms are SICK. Like gorgeous apartments. Holy cats. Am I the only one not buying Theresa and Danielle’s friendship? It’s awkward and forced to me.

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Melissa and Margaret are working, the rest are touristing. Danielle is phony AF to me, and what is going on with her cheeks? They’re HUGE. Everyone’s talking about everyone else, the usual.

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Siggy and Delores are doubtful of Danielle’s sincerity and I’m with them. Siggy is overreacting over the Hitler comment-in my opinion. The context in which it was said wasn’t like “oh he was so awesome”, but overreacting seems to be Siggy’s thing this season.

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Watching Melissa shop for her store is kind of…ridiculous.

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Am I the only one that doesn’t buy Melissa and Theresa’s friendly relationship? Personally I think they hate each other’s guts. Lots of passive aggressive digs, and the body language…just no.

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Everyone is off to dinner. Which y’all already know is going to be a disaster. Why is Theresa pouring wax all over everyone? The every classy Danielle is teaching the ladies how to give their men “rainbows” which involves different shades of lipsticks and blow jobs. I’d expect nothing less from that one. Nothing.

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Siggy is bringing up the Hitler thing of course. These women are so immature. Here comes the Hitler thing. When Margaret tries to explain the analogy she used, Siggy takes a left and calls her an Anti-Semite. Bzzzz. Wrong, Flicker. That’s some slanderous, out of line crap. Margaret has a business, that could be hurtful to her livelihood not to mention just personally hurtful to her. Siggy is just being extra, hypersensitive and dramatic. Siggy is out of line. What’s wrong with her emotionally this season? Because she’s all over the place and irrational AF.

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Danielle tries butting in, Siggy shits her down…and here it is…the moment Danielle Staub has been waiting for for years-her table flipping prostitution whore moment. Again with the overacting and insincerity. Danielle throws dishes and plates and screams and gets dragged out. :: golf clap:: Siggy and Delores are obsessed with being defended and stuck up for. It’s weird.

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Danielle says that Siggy went in for the “juggler”. Then a flashback to Caroline calling her a clown. ::giggle::

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Everyone is rehashing the night. Melissa wants Siggy to talk to Danielle. So they talk and make up. Yawn.

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Delores apologized again to Melissa for getting in her face.

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Joe Gorga, Margaret’s man, Delores’ ex, and Danielle’s man (I wonder if he’s got rainbow stains in his underwear?) are meeting up. Joe is complaining about his daughter’s growing up and interest in boys, and getting pretty. She’s **11**, Joe. ELEVEN.

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Everyone except Siggy and Danielle are touring Milan. They look at a canal. Melissa keeps yelling out to people in Italian with Spanish mixed in. Theresa is flirting with the tour guide.

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Lunchtime for the tourists. They try to get Delores to talk to Siggy, the Hitler comment comes up again. In the grand scheme of things, it just wasn’t that offensive to me. Poor choice, maybe? But not the worst thing I’ve heard. Margaret and Delores are going at it. Delores decides Margaret and Siggy just won’t get along. Like oil and vinegar, says Theresa. 🙄

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Siggy calls home, wonders if she’s the problem. Yes. Michael tells her to just come home.

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Next week: bike riding, food chopping, Uncle Joe tells the Guidice girls to behave, Siggy falls apart in a park, Siggy v Margaret round 3.

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Talk Soon Lovelies

-Allie

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29 thoughts on “Post Mortem: Real Housewives of NJ

  1. Thanks you!

    can we discuss SIGGY – what a total and utter fuckwit she really is. She has pressed every one of my buttons this season and I cannot abide her. OK the Hitler comment was stupid but it did not warrant that reaction. That right there is a fucking snowflake.

    GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    All of it is as fake as a kardashian’s backside – crikey why is this shit on my Ipad?

    Oh yes cos i freakin LOVE it and actively search for it hahah

    Dolores used to be cool but i really wanna slap her – HARD, repeatedly. They are making Theresa and Danielle (DANIELLE I TELL YOU) look good – ish, a bit, a tiny bit, ok a miniscule bit, ok an atom of a bit, ok ok ok not good but you know what i mean

    Right got that off my chest

    urgh

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    • I just don’t get what’s wrong with Siggy this season. She’s absolutely more high strung and crazy sensitive-I feel like maybe something is going on in her life that’s got her on the edge. Danielle will never be trustworthy to me, I feel she’s phony and I don’t buy that all is forgiven with her, Teresa and Melissa.

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  2. I stopped watching this fuckery years ago, in fact the only time my tv is on Bravo is when NY airs. Is Caramel hair and nude lips the signature look for NJ? At quick glace, 4 of the 5 women above look alike.
    Teresa is a big mouthed bitch who is never going to change, and she thinks she’s famous AF. According to Kim D, shit goes down at the Reunion between those 2. I’m not that fond of her either, but I love when she airs T’s dirty laundry.

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      • This is the first seson I have been watching RHONJ, and thusfare it’s pretty lame.
        f.e. i absolutley don’t get why everybody seems to be kissing Teresa’s ass;; she is not that smart or attractive (looks like a ape) and also she has gypsy wedding tackisness written all over her…

        The only hightlight for me this season was the POSCHE fasion show and the way Kim D. tried to provoke Teresa. I was an instant fan of Kim D. and when I saw she had also been a ‘guest’ on season 8 I could not wait to download it. And although Kim D. has a very small part in this season I have to admit that she never dissapoints! LOVE HER!!!

        I hear she’s invited to this seasons reunion-show and I’m looking very much foreward to that!

        P.s. Danielle Staub is the lowest of the lowest; firstclass scumbag!

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      • I can totally see admiring Kim D because it seems like she’s the only one unafraid to stand up to Teresa. Hubs says the same thing about her-he thinks she looks like a frog haha-that hairline. It’s unforgivable and she’s not aging well. I don’t think shes particularly smart, and the way she talks with her hands drives me. I don’t get the interest in her really. She went to jail? Well, in that case….ahem…🤔🙄😇

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  3. Danielle is vile. She wanted Theresa to apologize to her now grown daughters for calling her a “prostitution whore ” 10 years ago, but she keeps acting like a complete low class whore. She had sex with boyfriend 8977 in the Gorga restaurant ‘s restroom and now she’s talking about a rainbow blow job… That woman is TRASH !!! Melissa is dumber than a box of rocks and her obnoxious male children treat her like shit.

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    • Don’t they though? I thought Melissa’s sons were all sorts of disrespectful. Throwing and kicking her Loubies because they were “ugly”? I don’t care what you think, respect me and my belongings should have been the response, not the awkward giggling and whining.

      I can’t stand Danielle. She only brought up wanting an apology because that’s the only moment in franchise history that gives her a drop of relevance and she’s milking that, honey.

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  4. Did anybody catch the Christmas episode of WWHL last week?

    The first 4 guests were Erika Jayne, Kim Zolciak, Giselle from Potomac and some dragqueen dressed as Diana Ross with a fannypack; fake hair EVERYWHERE!!!
    Later on the senior citizens got wheeled in: Marge Sr. and Sonia Morgan.

    Sonia did one of her racey caburlesque-acts. She started out with: “I want my reindeer……. to Reign!” and ended the trainwreck with: “all I want for Christmas is my missing front tooth!”
    It was… special!

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  5. I have been over Theresa and Melissa.
    I never cared about Delores. Siggy obviously wants her own show. NO.
    Danielle’s true colors are surfacing.
    Margaret with or without pigtails seems to be the most real.
    But in reality, this show is over.

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    • This season is boring AF. I don’t know what happened but this franchise is agonal. Teresa is out of touch, not humbled at ALL, acting like a teenager w the gossip-all the women are ridiculous about “having my back”, what is this, junior high? Siggy is off the richter this season emotionally-she’s labile AF. Danielle was always a bad idea-she’s gross. Margaret has got to be wondering who sent in the clowns and how does she get home.

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    • I am SO over her and wish she’d get off of social media and get some therapy. She’s perpetually in attack mode, the message she’s trying to convey is lost in her rage and erratic tweeting. She might want to check in to rehab too. If you dare say anything less than asskissing about her on Twitter, you’re against women and pro-rape. She’s energized a small group of rabid extremists-it’s bizarre.

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      • I know I shouldn’t say this, but she reminds me of Squeaky Fromme with that shaved head and crazy behavior. She is completely unhinged. Look, I understand that she was young, and was between a rock and a hard place. That being said, she is part of the problem she is accusing others of. With the acceptance of that payoff, she left the door open for countless other women to be abused. She made the decision that being an actress (and not a good one) was more important than reporting a sexual assault to the police.
        She needs a big glass of shut the fuck up and let others decide how they want to conduct themselves in telling their truth or speaking out. I agree, some sort of treatment is necessary.

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      • I particularly loved when she insinuated that the warrant for narcotics possession (that had been out long before the Weinstein scandal) was just a conspiracy to “shut her up”. No, Rose, you were so high you forgot your bag with cocaine on the plane and it had your name on it. No conspiracy there.

        The militant angry paranoid thing isn’t going to get her anywhere, if anything more dismissed. She inserts herself into every single assault or improper behavior story, and it’s not about you, Rose. She also wasn’t offended enough by sex crimes to work with Victor Salva, a registered and convicted child molester in 2011. So, sorry Rose. Credibility gone, get help.

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