90 Day Fiance, the new crop of weirdos and freaks have arrived!

I watched the “Before the 90 Days” show last night and it looks AWWWWWWWESOME!

First up is some squirrelly, wicked weird, guy from KY, whose mother sent him off with a LOCK OF HER HAIR to a remote part of Brazil’s rainforest…..where they have internet good enough for video calls, but you have to take a boat for 2 days to get there. His on line girlfriend looks like she’s about 9. Oh, AND, he speaks no Portugese and she speaks no English….should be GOLD.

Next up is some 50ish unemployed guy….no, wait, he’s doing “renovations” for a living….for, like, his brother or something. I think he’s from Ohio. Read on another site that he’s also doing 10 years probation for arson…not sure how he can leave the country with that, but whatevs. His nearly betrothed is a 20 year Haitian chick, to whom he is bringing $2,500 worth of clothing, MOSTLY PANTIES, for her to “resell”. She’s also got another 70ish boyfriend….this should be PLATINUM.

Next up, one half of twinsies from CT. Now this is good…she’s 40ish and…….built like she’s 40ish. She admits the selfies she’s sent to her guy in Amsterdam is only from the chest up….and the top half appears to have been HEAVILY FILTERED…like she could teach Phaedra a thing or 2. Her future son is 20 something and appears to be a Calvin Klein model….seriously, this guy is smoking hot….like HOTTTTT.

Here’s another picture of the type she sent to him…see what she did there?…with another picture of him, because, he’s HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

This should be EPIC.

There’s also another couple who seem relatively normal…She’s Franch or something and has a “secret”. His mother is comic gold, seriously snarky and freaking him out before he left. How realtively normal are they? I can’t find a picture of them…not that I’m searching that hard, but still!

There are 2 or 3, I think, more couples coming up…..I cannot wait!

I can’t recap because it’s a Sunday show (and Monday’s are usually my travel days) but, OH BOY, we will be talking about this show!


14 thoughts on “90 Day Fiance, the new crop of weirdos and freaks have arrived!

  1. Jesse from Amsterdam isn’t a Calvin Klein model, that pose is screaming gay porn site. I’m just saying.
    Am I old and out of touch that I find this highly disturbing? I haven’t even warmed up to the concept of internet dating. I don’t understand how someone can claim undying love for a person that they have exchanged emails and texts with. I don’t pity those dumbasses on Catfish for one second. If you ‘talk’ to someone for 3 years and have never video chatted or met in person, there is something seriously wrong. Don’t even get me started on the idiots who think they are dating someone famous. This show is just another variation of being Catfished.

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    • The worst part of the whole thing for me is the STUPID, VAPID, SELFISH mothers who find foreign boys barely older than their daughters/sons and bring them, after only spending a couple of weeks with them, into their homes.

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    • Supposedly she is the fashion industry in some way so maybe he is thinking she could help. Her & her twin have been trying to get casted on a reality show for a while. However they did very recently went on a trip to Greece together so they are still seeing each other. Guess she sent her 2 girls back to their dad house again for her private vacation.

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      • You know, Joan, when she first showed up I thought that I had seen her before, I even knew that they are designers….not sure where, but I;ve definitely seen them on my TV before….I have the same feeling about KelliJo on Spouse House, I just cant figure out where,


      • She’s from Middletown which is about 5 miles from me, and is already complaining online about how she’s being “portrayed”. Well-the photos she sent the youngin’ are def false advertising.


  2. No!!! That was not a lock of hair. It was a clump of hair from her brush/comb. She runs out to hand to him which he carefully places in a tissue? then tucks it away leaving with multiple bags of luggage to fly & float down a river to the jungle.
    You left the part out of the older guy bringing $2500 worth of clothing included a ton – a ton of panties. These are some freaking odd people! The producers stuck gold with group.


  3. This is going to be EPIC. Why did homefry find a girl in Brazil who is 2 days up the river away, (but she has Internet) but not someone maybe not even local but more accessible? He’s a weirdo.


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