90 Day Fiance, the new crop of weirdos and freaks have arrived!

I watched the “Before the 90 Days” show last night and it looks AWWWWWWWESOME!

First up is some squirrelly, wicked weird, guy from KY, whose mother sent him off with a LOCK OF HER HAIR to a remote part of Brazil’s rainforest…..where they have internet good enough for video calls, but you have to take a boat for 2 days to get there. His on line girlfriend looks like she’s about 9. Oh, AND, he speaks no Portugese and she speaks no English….should be GOLD.

Next up is some 50ish unemployed guy….no, wait, he’s doing “renovations” for a living….for, like, his brother or something. I think he’s from Ohio. Read on another site that he’s also doing 10 years probation for arson…not sure how he can leave the country with that, but whatevs. His nearly betrothed is a 20 year Haitian chick, to whom he is bringing $2,500 worth of clothing, MOSTLY PANTIES, for her to “resell”. She’s also got another 70ish boyfriend….this should be PLATINUM.

Next up, one half of twinsies from CT. Now this is good…she’s 40ish and…….built like she’s 40ish. She admits the selfies she’s sent to her guy in Amsterdam is only from the chest up….and the top half appears to have been HEAVILY FILTERED…like she could teach Phaedra a thing or 2. Her future son is 20 something and appears to be a Calvin Klein model….seriously, this guy is smoking hot….like HOTTTTT.

Here’s another picture of the type she sent to him…see what she did there?…with another picture of him, because, he’s HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

This should be EPIC.

There’s also another couple who seem relatively normal…She’s Franch or something and has a “secret”. His mother is comic gold, seriously snarky and freaking him out before he left. How realtively normal are they? I can’t find a picture of them…not that I’m searching that hard, but still!

There are 2 or 3, I think, more couples coming up…..I cannot wait!

I can’t recap because it’s a Sunday show (and Monday’s are usually my travel days) but, OH BOY, we will be talking about this show!


15 thoughts on “90 Day Fiance, the new crop of weirdos and freaks have arrived!

  1. Jesse from Amsterdam isn’t a Calvin Klein model, that pose is screaming gay porn site. I’m just saying.
    Am I old and out of touch that I find this highly disturbing? I haven’t even warmed up to the concept of internet dating. I don’t understand how someone can claim undying love for a person that they have exchanged emails and texts with. I don’t pity those dumbasses on Catfish for one second. If you ‘talk’ to someone for 3 years and have never video chatted or met in person, there is something seriously wrong. Don’t even get me started on the idiots who think they are dating someone famous. This show is just another variation of being Catfished.

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    • The worst part of the whole thing for me is the STUPID, VAPID, SELFISH mothers who find foreign boys barely older than their daughters/sons and bring them, after only spending a couple of weeks with them, into their homes.

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    • Supposedly she is the fashion industry in some way so maybe he is thinking she could help. Her & her twin have been trying to get casted on a reality show for a while. However they did very recently went on a trip to Greece together so they are still seeing each other. Guess she sent her 2 girls back to their dad house again for her private vacation.

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      • You know, Joan, when she first showed up I thought that I had seen her before, I even knew that they are designers….not sure where, but I;ve definitely seen them on my TV before….I have the same feeling about KelliJo on Spouse House, I just cant figure out where,


      • She’s from Middletown which is about 5 miles from me, and is already complaining online about how she’s being “portrayed”. Well-the photos she sent the youngin’ are def false advertising.


  2. No!!! That was not a lock of hair. It was a clump of hair from her brush/comb. She runs out to hand to him which he carefully places in a tissue? then tucks it away leaving with multiple bags of luggage to fly & float down a river to the jungle.
    You left the part out of the older guy bringing $2500 worth of clothing included a ton – a ton of panties. These are some freaking odd people! The producers stuck gold with group.


  3. This is going to be EPIC. Why did homefry find a girl in Brazil who is 2 days up the river away, (but she has Internet) but not someone maybe not even local but more accessible? He’s a weirdo.


  4. This show had me hooked from day one. I know it’s vapid, I know it’s voyeuristic and shallow, but I am just STUNNED when I witness people like Darcey, A MOTHER of 2 daughters, ditching her kids at the ex’s house to fly half way round the world to meet “the love of my life”, a guy she’s never met yet she’s fishing for a marriage proposal? WTF!! She’s facetiming with the kids and her “man” and when they hang up she ACTUALLY says “these are your step kids basically babe, I mean it’s all up to you when you want to propose, it’s really up to you BABE”…I mean they go out for dinner and EVERYTHING Jesse does is earth shattering..he pulls out her chair and she says “oh my god babe, no one’s ever pulled out my chair before”. I had to rewind that because I was sure I heard wrong. Has she never been to a restaurant before? Then we have Nicole and Azan..I saw in the clip from next week where she’s showing her daughter her iPhone with Azan on it facetiming from the Middle East and she says “you wanna see Daddy”? I FREAKED!! I was shocked. How delusional can you be? What goes on in the heads of these girls? I’m a gay guy, so perhaps I don’t know everything about how the “other half” lives, but I understand common sense and reality. Darcey gets to Amsterdam and everything is a drama. She gets her shoe stuck in the escalator, she can’t ride an effing bicycle, she makes an ass of herself showing Jesse the ring “I bought for myself babe” which she wears on her marriage finger, she goes to bed with her make up on then when Jesse objects she comes into the livingroom with a rag and a bottle of make up remover in her hand, she goes into the cobblestone streets of Amsterdam wearing 10 inch stilettos, everything about her screams “MAINTENANCE”. I wanted to give her a chance, I really did, I’m fair, but something is wrong with A MOTHER OF 2 DAUGHTERS who meets a strange man for the first time and EXPECTS a marriage proposal! How can she be so oblivious to her own behavior? My mother was out of her mind after she divorced my father. My sister and I were exposed to every drunk moron who gave her a passing glance, she was in love every other week and had no problem bringing these guys home so I know how intrusive and devastating it is to deal with that crap…I have friends now who even if they’re dating someone won’t introduce them to their children until they know for sure who they’re dealing with and that can take months or even a year or two! YOU DON’T DO THAT TO YOUR KIDS! It sets a bad example, it’s irresponsible, stupid and DANGEROUS both physically and emotionally FOR THEM! Not you bitch, YOUR KIDS!!! You wanna get laid rent a hotel room for eff sakes! Nicole and Darcey are both bad mothers, I don’t care how much they love them, how much shit they buy for them or how much “quality time” they spend with them, you DO NOT expose your children to STRANGE men, PERIOD!


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