What’s your weirdest dream?

So I have really weird dreams, sometimes I even wake up screaming. Last night, for the first time, I had sleep paralysis – which is not as much fun as they make it sound. I’m pretty sure I was neither abducted by aliens nor assualted by an incubus, I just needed to pee.

But later I had a really funny/weird dream, and I just wanted to share it because it makes me laugh.

I was in another city and I was car jacked. I don’t remember the actual car jacking, but according to the news report (yes, it was in my dream); I had gotten out of the car to look at a bathing suit in a store window when my car was jacked…by a bear – again, this was according to the news report. I was in the passenger seat – but I don’t recall the driver being a bear, so, fake news. We are driving down the highway and I’m fighting the driver (who I cannot describe because I don’t have any memory of what he looked like but it was not a bear) and we pass by 2 cops standing on the highway. I start shouting that I’ve been kidnapped and the cops look at me. The car is being driven so slowly that the male cop is able to run next to car and ask me questions. “What?” “Huh?” “That isn’t a bear!” and “Do you need help?” Then the female cop appears and starts to write a ticket to the driver, while I’m screaming that I’m being kidnapped and she keeps says “Ma’am, that isn’t a bear so no you’re not”. Then I woke up.

I think this dream means I have Mommy issues :).