Some Fun Teen Mom Upates

A few Teen Mom updates for you-

It appears Amber Portwood may have called off her engagement to Matt Baier, at least we can hope. She had him take a lie detector test regarding cheating rumors, she says he failed, he says he passed-either way, MTV cameras were there so we shall see. Amber was on a podcast Thursday and said the engagement was off, and has been referring to herself and Matt in the past tense. The guy is a slimy lying opportunist who hit on multiple teen moms (Jenelle, Farrah) before settling for Amber, the only one who took the bait. He told Amber he knew nothing of the show, never watched-until his old tweets to the other cast members came to light. The internet is forever, MATT. He also lied about and denied several of his many children. He was looking for a come-up, and Amber walked in. Girl has defended him furiously, but hopefully she’s seeing the light. Links below:

Next on the hot mess express is Jenelle Evans. Oh, Jenelle. The perennial fuckup is now facing claims she was smoking weed throughout her pregnancy and feuding with creepy babydaddy David’s sister. Notice how all of her babydaddy’ families loathe her? Makes you wonder. Links below:

Kailyn Lowry, still married to Javi, but pregnant with her 3rd child is saying that the baby’s father, Chris Lopez, isn’t going to be involved with the baby-why, WHY does this girl continuously do shit to make things that much harder on herself? While she did finally graduate college this weekend with her Bachelors in mass communications (the 6 yr plan, but hey) good luck using it. It will give her more to bitch about, so that’s a plus for her-she loves her complaining. She just annoys me. She mind fucks her oldest kid, uses them both as bargaining tools and has a 3rd coming when she doesn’t have her shit together with the 2 she’s got. Total shitshow. Links below:

Yucky Farrah Abraham’s even yuckier boyfriend, Simon Saran, tries to stay relevant by attacking other cast members. Before it was Amber and Matt-that one almost got Farrah’s ass kicked-now it’s Kailyn Lowry. They’ve been on Twitter going back and forth, he called her “Shamu”, which is so not ok. He’s a tacky no name loser who’s claim to fame is being treated like crap by a low rent porn star. Aim high Simon. Link below:

These kids, I tell ya.

Talk soon Lovelies



6 thoughts on “Some Fun Teen Mom Upates

  1. Some of these girls have made a mockery of the message that Teen Mom was created to send.

    Farrah, Kail & Jenelle are the top 3 hot messes. I continue to watch the trainwreck that is displayed on my TV. It just makes me crazy that they can do so much good with the money and platform, yet continue to make asses of themselves.

    I hope the news of Amber leaving Matt is true and that it sticks. He’s such a Creepy McCreep. I don’t buy any of his bullshit!

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