Baby Got Back

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4447964/Defiant-Kim-Kardashian-slams-haters-foul-mouthed-tweet.html

I’m not body shaming, fat shaming, or anything shaming, let’s be clear. I’m posting this because as a woman with body issues (I mean, what woman doesn’t have body insecurities, at least one, right?) I have mixed feelings about this article. On one hand, KKW is not the norm, she’s had plastic surgery galore and surgically enhanced her body up the wazoo, and promotes an utterly unrealistic image to the rest of the world. Am I glad to see cottage cheese on her ass? Yep. Am I a jerk for it? Maybe.

She doesn’t look real. Her hips and ass are not even human proportions any more. She won’t cop to the work she’s had (obvious lipo and implants) which is really unfair but ultimately her prerogative.

Should I be giving her kudos for walking along the beach in a zillion dollar bikini without the benefit of airbrushing or photoshop? That feels weird. I’m not a KKW fan, Jenner fan, or any Kardashian fan. I think Kris would sell one of her daughters souls for fame and fortune if she hasn’t already. I think they’re all vapid, self absorbed, and useless. If I HAD to be trapped in a room with one? Kourtney I guess? I won’t support Kylie Cosmetics, and don’t watch any of their shows and wouldn’t be caught dead in their merch. Anyway. Rant over. Sorry.

Talk soon, Lovelies
-Allie

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49 thoughts on “Baby Got Back

  1. My opinion, and if I get slammed for it, oh well.

    I think she she not be wearing bikinis all up her ass like that. I get being proud of your body and wanting to show it off, but where do you draw the line? I know she’s a Kardashian, and their whole brand is to be naked and show off their bodies, but come on. Isn’t there someone in their group who has the balls to say “Kim, that doesn’t look good.”?

    Also, stop with the surgeries. Sooner of later, we are going to see her on Botched with Doctor Paul (who I LOVED when he was on RHOBH with Adrienne Maloof).

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  2. One thing you will learn about me over time is that in some issues, I am very conservative. I am all for being proud of your body, but there comes a time where you should not be 3/4 naked. FFS, you are a mother of 2 children who will see these photos. *cough*Mariah Carey*cough*

    And right? NO ONE is willing to tell her that doesn’t look good? Jerks.

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  3. Kim has clearly had injections and probably even had her fat removed from her stomach and put into her ass. Maybe even ass implants? If so- she has done it. She has started this big ass trend. Kylie is doing it, as are many other people. I’ve seen a lot of articles about women getting botched during these procedures. Whatever- girl clearly has body dysmorphia. It looks like the injections/ implants have loosened her skin causing cellulite. I will never understand this trend. I think it looks ridiculous and over-exaggerated. Same with the duck mouths we see on everyone. I agree that it’s odd her family and close friends haven’t reeled her in.
    I’ve also noticed in the rags that she and Kanye are never together anymore ever since his stay in the mental health facility. I wonder if they are done.

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    • They released an easter family photo and looked absolutely miserable. They’re both megalomaniacs so it’s crazy how it works. Kylie had a straight up and down boy figure so when she tried to say she hasn’t had her butt, hips, and boobs done it’s insulting to our intelligence. I think KKW is at the point of what hasn’t she had done? Her hips and butt are so disproportionate and unnatural-someone didn’t tell her “ok, that’s enough” and I’m looking at you, Kris Jenner/Mom.

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      • Yes,why isn’t anyone telling her how ridiculous she looks. She needed to stop 7 years ago. I don’t like the naked look either. Nothing wrong with dressing provocative, sexy but leave something to the imagination! She looks like a Botched contestant, Jessica Rabbit.

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  4. Totally agree with both of you! I’m so sick and tired of the filtering, the airbrushing, the excessive plastic surgery as the role model ideal for young girls. Do I think Kim is “brave” for being photographed without filters or retouching? I’m happy to see Kim with her big ol’ butt, cottage cheese and all because that’s realistic. I watched Kim Bierman on the Real the other day, and she’s suffering from “Pamela Anderson” syndrome in that she has had so much work done to her face she looks plastic and distorted. She was in a sleeveless dress, which was pretty, but she has flabby upper arms, just like me 😀 I was actually surprised to see that when I’m so used to everything being nipped, tucked, filled and pulled.

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    • oh, Zolciak has gone off the rails with her plastic surgery and even approves of her 18 yr old daughter ruining her face. It’s sad sad sad. In 5 years Kroy won’t even recognize his own wife. I’m SO irritated that she’s coming back to RHOA.

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      • I’m totally steemed that Kim is coming back to Atlanta. I totally agree with Kenya, she needs the money. That’s the only logical explanation for her return.

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      • It’s got to be. Kroy is unemployed (“between teams”-after his injuries and at his age I’ll be surprised if he gets picked up, tbh. He sat out last season, so….losing his income has probably stung, so of course she’s gotta go back to RHOA. Lucky us.

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      • Kroy suffered a torn achilles tendon injury, and I think they are really hard to overcome. I am sorry that happened to him. But, now we will be stuck with Kim and her plastic face and plastic personality. And dear heavens, I can see poor shrunken Kroy walking behind her carrying her purse. The dude has to feel demoralized.

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      • I snapped mine about 5 years ago had to wear a Frankenstein boot for 8 weeks which they were turn a little every week – then had to be taught to walk again – 5 years on I still limp when tired and swells up real bad – if u are on my FB there are lovely pics of the boot – ”twas very grim

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      • Oooo ouch. Snapping your Achilles is no joke. When I was pregnant with number 3, I was walking into the house, and a gust of wind slammed the storm door on my heel (it was sharp because ex hub had a tantrum and kicked it) and it partially severed my Achilles. Omg, that HURT.

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      • I was getting ‘healthy’ and joined a founders team – a bit like baseball, slogged the ball went to run to first base took one step and wham on the floor – was bad and still causes me grief

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      • I literally laughed out loud when you said Brielle better marry well. What poor slob is going to marry a girl that doesn’t know the difference between carrot cake and crab cakes? I know somebody will, but good luck with that one.

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  5. Frankly, I hate this big ass trend. I don’t even get it. I remember a time when I wondered if my ass was too big, and by comparison, I barely even have an ass. Khloe is the only Kardashian that I like…she seems to be the most level headed and down to earth of the whole bunch.

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  6. Anything from the Kardashian camp, always smells like a rat, and is always with a hidden agenda. The agenda is always monetary or wanting to make themselves relevant and inserting themselves into any isssue that is riding high on pop culture scene.
    I cannot believe for a second that this Clan has a single drop of blood that is honest or sincere. These girls have 3 hour make up sessions just to film themselves going to bed in their silly Kardashian episodes. That would be the day, they show us, something that is truly filled with flaws.
    Maybe this is their way to One Up Cait/Bruce Jenner s recent 20/20 doc.

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  7. Just thinking about the stretched out saggy skin on her ass when she deflates it after the end of the huge derriere fetish males me giggle. Every KK brat will have it and try to make Shar Pei ass a thing or lie about having a butt tuck.

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  8. I feel bad for the sorry soul in charge of sewing multiple pairs of pants together to fit over her butt no way anything off the rack fits that distortion!

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  9. I’ve never seen a more over rated person in all my life. She is vapid, always looking at herself in a mirror and taking selfies. Kylie is next in line, girl isn’t even 21 yet and has already had numerous surgeries. Do they not think ahead of what they will look like later in life?
    Brielle is a fucking idiot like her mom. One of those home meal box companies had her doing ads for them on her IG. Their marketing department must not be very bright either.
    I can’t believe the comments when one of these “famous” people make an ad post. There is comment after comment about how they are ordering it, or have just put their order in. This can’t be real, right? I don’t buy any of that junk those people push. If I had to venture a guess, it’s paid people commenting they are buying this shit. If it’s actual real people, then this world is scarier than I thought.

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  10. So odd, I also remember when I thought my ass was too big. She will be sorry as she ages. Her feet are going to be a mess from high heels 24/7, she will be short and dumpy. When Khloe made her ass bigger I was so disappointed.
    Young girls look up to Kylie. They were vacuuming their lips to look like her. How many are getting bad plastic surgery?
    Did anyone hear Kylie is getting her own show? Ugh

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    • Dee— I think you are right about how weird it is going to be as some of these people age. 😂
      In fact, can you even picture an “old folks home” in the future??

      I see a bunch of old timers named Brittany, Dakota and Jaden sitting around with inflated lips, deflated butts, wrinkly tattoos, fillers and silicone.
      I don’t have anything against tattoos, piercings or plastic surgery at all, I sometimes just wonder how all of this is going to settle and age.

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  11. People are so vicious? To me, it’s vicious to intentionally distort your body when your fanbase is so young & impressionable.

    Her 2nd husband, or some haters if hers that were in her personal circle spilled the beans on her years ago when KKW kept trying to shit on his reputation. Alledgedly, she binges for a month at a time & then has liposuction body sculpting done & implanted in her ass, she has had the sculpting done on every part of her body below her neck minus hands & feet, when she goes out in public, she wears 3 sets of custom made spanx under her clothes, all alledgedly but it’s searchable if you choose too. Shortly before she married Kanye, she was paid $1,000,000 to an old man in Dubia to spend a weekend w/ the old man. Was supposed to “escort” him to some ball & Kim pulled out of that because of the fit Kanye threw when he found out (he didn’t want his woman connected to crap like that because of how his image could be tarnished). But Kim was still paid because she completed her contractual responsibilities, again alledgedly but you can search out the articles.

    Even tho JayZ is great friends w/ Kanye, he & Beyonce have very little to do w/ Kanye & nothing to do w/ Kim because they are a brand & Beyonce refuses to have her brand tarnished by KKW (ironic IMO). Again, alledgedly but you can find the articles & also read the blind gossip site & figure it out by the clues.

    E Entertainment is blocked at my house primarily because of KUWTK.

    I am naturally thin like my father & short like my mother. My oldest is too (til a baby). My youngest is short like me, but built like my mother & her paternal grandmother, which means she’s 5’2″ & weighs around 150. My daughter doesnt need bullshit like KKW to “look” up too.

    Janis Joplin, hell yeah, natural & beautiful.

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    • I completely agree. KKW did that same shit in Paris, some creepy old guy paid her a shit ton of money to attend some function with him, somehow it went left, I don’t remember the details. But only KKW could admit to being an escort, because that’s what she was doing, being a high paid escort, and not just get away with it, but make it seem acceptable. Good for JayZ and Bey. I’d want zero associations with KKW. Zero.

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