The bomb that Rinna dropped about cocaine use is still sitting amongst the women. Dorit says that SHE wasn’t doing drugs. Kyle is indignant and Dorit says she’s got no idea if anyone was doing Coke in her bathroom. Rinna tells Dorit “all you have to do is say no” so Dorit says “Fine, no.” Rinna would have never brought it up had the Xanax insinuation not occurred. LVP tells Rinna that she’s just low-blowing, and Rinna comes back with “Well, you know low blows better than anyone” and Eileen has to agree. Dorit wants to make sure Rinna is done with questions-Rinna says she is and leaves for the night.
Dorit doesn’t understand where Rinna’s question is coming from and in the car in the way back to the hotel she mocks Rinna. Dorit keeps reminding everyone that she has kids, so. LVP tries to commiserate with Dorit and says she’s been through much of the same with Rinna.
The next morning, Rinna tries to FaceTime with her daughter Delilah to say hello and let her know that she’s leaving. Delilah is too interested in looking at herself in the iPhone. Rinna then calls LVP to say goodbye and thank her for the trip. LVP scolds her for last night and insists that Dorit is a “nice girl”. She goes on to invite the Hamlins over the following week for a Rosè tasting which Rinna accepts. Rinna has no regrets over how everything went down.
Eden and Erika are waiting for the rest of the group in the hotel lobby-its shopping time! Eileen is there and says she feels weird because the incident from the night before hasnt been discussed at all. No one has slept, either, besides Eileen. The ladies hit a boutique called Shanghai Tang-Eileen buys a bracelet and a purse, and that makes everything much, much better. Erica discovers she’s an XL in Hong Kong sizes, to her chagrin. LVP shells out almost 1500 American dollars in the boutique. Erika admires a ring, so Eden says she wants to buy it for Erika as a friendship ring. Erika isn’t comfortable with that but Eden is insisting-its a Rose Quartz which apparently has healing properties, especially for the heart. Erika says she definitely needs THAT.
Erika tells the rest of the women about the whole friendship ring thing and how it makes her uncomfortable. LVP said she’ll be friends with Eden for a ring! Erika finds a sales clerk to ask how much the ring is, its 172$, not overly expensive so Erika ends up being fine with that.
Now, it’s off to a dog shelter to meet the dogs that have been rescued from a horrific fate in Yulin. There are 85 dogs there, and 3 truckloads were intercepted on their way to Yulin. Kyle sees a dog there and asks what a mongrel is, she’s never heard of that breed. 😳. Oh, Kyle. Eileen finds a shar-pei mix she really wants to bring home, but it would take way too long with the paperwork. Next they sit in a large room and get to interact with all kinds of dogs.
Back at home. Erika and Eileen are meeting for lunch. Eileen reminds Erika that her Y&R filming is coming up in a few days. Neither of them have the scripts yet, but they will before filming. Eileen doesn’t like that they are ignoring the obvious elephant in the room. Kyle shows up, greets them and sits down at the table-then asks if anyone has talked to Rinna. Eileen says she has, and Kyle wants to gossip about Hong Kong. Kyle didn’t appreciate Rinna’s “low blows” such as saying that Dorit doesn’t trust PK (Rinna did not say that, she ASKED Dorit). Erika doesn’t care, she’s glad it was finally asked, she thinks that Rinna saw how poorly PK and Dorit were treating her, so fair is fair. Kyle wants to know if Erika thinks that she and Dorit are better after that. Erika pauses, then diplomatically says she doubts Dorit’s sincerity. LVP’s party is brought up and Erika says that she hopes Dorit and PK try to make it right.
Speaking of making it right, Erika turns to Eileen and apologizes for her meltdown in Hong Kong, she says it had zero to do with Eileen. Eileen accepts her apology and all is well.
PK summons Dorit to the home bar they have, and he offers to make her a drink (Red Bull and vodka). Dorit says it feels like a date-PK says it is a date! And Dorit let’s out an inhuman highly annoying squeal. They discuss Boy George’s upcoming tour which starts the following week. Thank God she doesn’t have to go to Switzerland! PK says he was very upset when Dorit called him from Hong Kong and told him everything that was going on. Dorit says she’s not sure what to do with Rinna, and that she can be different people one day to the next. PK, in all his infinite wisdom says that Rinna is dangerous and not to be trusted. Next is Erika’s turn-Dorit says that Erika had a”big, dramatic hoo ha” and mocks her for being an ice queen for months, then having feelings. She tells PK that Erika asked for the Kemsleys to apologize to Tom but PK is all hell no, and starts making rude cracks about Erika and Tom’s marriage. Ugh I hate PK. Both he and Dorit wonder how it’s going to be at LVP’s party.
Erika arrives at CBS studios to film her Y&R scenes. She’s really nervous, and Eileen comes to her dressing room to give her a pep talk. The dressing room Erika is in holds good memories for Eileen as it used to be hers a long time ago.
Kyle is in the set of her scripted series, she hasn’t been there for a while because she’s been away. It’s the last day of filming.
Eileen goes and gets Erika out of her dressing room because it’s time to film. They walk to the set, Erika gets some direction-she’s playing Farrah DuBois. The scenes are filmed, Erika was great!
Kyle is hanging out with a different producer when Mauricio shows up to support Kyle.
At Villa Rosa, the annoying Kevin Lee is planning LVP’s party. Her talking head is complaining about Rinna- she says that initially she gave Rinna the benefit of the doubt but now she needs to say something and let Rinna know she’s crossed a line. LVP’s pony wranglers are getting the ponies ready for the party, and Kevin Lee is sizing one of the pony handlers up. LVP tells him to calm down, he’s straight.
Kyle has a major fashion emergency. She didn’t have anything to wear to LVP’s party which has a pink, diamonds, and wedges theme. She took an outfit off of a mannequin at her shop and it was too long, so she took scissors and hacked at it herself. It’s a pink lace jumpsuit. It should be hacked up more, in my opinion.
Erika’s glam squad is there to help her get ready for LVP’s party. They’re fine with the pink and diamonds, but horrified at the wedges, especially after DARK. Quelle horreur. Erika says wedges aren’t her thing anyway. One of the glam squad whips out a pink wig, Erika loves it.
Dorit. Dorit has some weird shit on the top of her head. It’s gold leaf, apparently she got the idea from a runway couture show, but sometimes couture needs to stay in the runway. It looks like she was at the hairdresser getting her hair foiled and left right in the middle of it. She asks her son Jagger if he likes it, that’s a no. It just did not translate well-the back of her hair looks wet, the top is just-Noe.
Rinna asks Delilah in one word to describe what it’s like having Rinna as a mother. Delilah says “crazy”. Then says just kidding- it’s fun especially when Rinna is on a sugar high “or whatever it is you took”. Rinna is all um thanks, I’m being accused of being a drug addict helloooo-Rinna jokes that she’s going to take a Xanax now and starts pretending to stumble. Delilah says “now you look drunk-I’ve seen THAT before!” Rinna launches herself across the kitchen on top of Delilah hugging her and laughing.
LVP is directing party prep-everything looks beautiful, the tent, the decorations-she’s satisfied with the result.
Erika is wearing the pink wig and an LBD. She knocks on Kyle’s door and Kyle answers, shocked, and calls her “My Little Pony” in her talking head. As Kyle lets Erika in the house, her dogs make a break for it. Kyle is wearing the awful pink pantsuit.
Dorit and PK are leaving for the party, Dorit says she feels like a princess, but that gold leaf skull cap is awful. Just…what a waste of gold.
Eileen and her niece Devon arrive at Rinna’s, the niece is wearing a very unflattering pink muumuu. Rinna is wearing a gold dress, which is pretty, and Eileen is wearing a white off the shoulder dress which is pretty but sort of informal for the event maybe?
In the Kemsley limo, Dorit is worried about the inevitable awkwardness that’s LVP’s party will be. PK gives her a pep talk and tells her not to let anyone walk on her.
Rinna tells Eileen in the limo that she feels like she’s an easy target and starts quoting LVP. Eileen hopes that Rinna will start to think before she speaks.
The party is in full swing. PK and Dorit make their entrance and LVP is gushing over them. She asks Dorit why she seems so melancholy, Dorit brings up the dinner in Mexico and asks LVP if she remembered Dorit calling Rinna a drug addict? LVP assures Dorit she never heard her say anything if the sort. PK agrees, and then makes a snarky comment that maybe Rinna IS on drugs. I hate him. Dorit looks nervous.
Next week: Season Finale y’all! The ponies are glittery, Rinna isn’t a fan of Dorit’s gold head, PK and Dorit gang up on Erika, Eden yells at…I can’t tell who.
Talk soon Lovelies