LVP has bought a new property-it needs a TON of work but she can’t wait to get her hands on it and make it beautiful, because that’s what she does. It’s a surprise gift for Max. A condo. Max is still interested in tracking down his birth parents so LVP has hired a PI. She says she’s going to wait in giving him the condo until more happens with that. I get it-a little remember who raised you gift.
Kim and Kyle are shopping-Kim is just realizing that a baby is coming now that Brooke’s cervix is thinning. I’m sure Brooke is overjoyed that the world knows about her cervix. Kim says the Great Gatsby party was fun even if interacting with Rinna was bizarre.
Rinna is on her way to confront Eden. She’s really committed herself to this amnesia-Eden asks how she is, but Rinna says she’s not sure. She says Mexico was a bust, and tells Eden it was because she went to LVP of all people with the Kim gossip that Rinna was spreading. Rinna thinks she might have trusted Eden too soon, but Eden says she only told the truth. Rinna is still having memory loss.
Kim and Kyle discuss Eden’s weird Richards sisters obsession, Kyle tells Kim that she’s still the topic of conversation.
Rinna asks Eden why LVP of all people? If she wanted an unbiased opinion Eden went to the wrong person.
Kyle tells a shocked Kim the deathbed rumor and everything Rinna has said.
Rinna tells Eden to stop talking behind her back-Eden insists she’s not a troublemaker but Rinna is disappointed in her. Eden breaks the whole situation down and basically tells Rinna she put herself in the shitty position.
Rinna is volunteering at a place that delivers meals to homebound and sick people and is getting an award for her contributions. All of the ladies are coming to help prepare meals-but LVP, Kyle, and Dorit are super late. Supposedly LVP had gate issues. Rinna does the knee slapping seal clap.
Hairnets for everyone! They all get little jobs-Eden is scooping granola, Erika is chopping chilis, Kyle and Dorit are washing zucchini and acting 12 years old about it. At one point, Kyle, LVP and Dorit are working side by aside and Eden is shooting them some major stank-eye. Kyle’s next assignment is scooping fish and she’s not handling it well-Kyle then gets moved to the granola scooping with Eden and it’s quiet and awkward. Kyle apologizes for seeming rude and not talkative-Eden asks if she wants to sit down another time and talk. Kyle says she does.
They all decide to sit down together as a group to hash everything out-Eden can’t wait.
Ken and LVP are shopping for Max’s new condo. She’s looking for bargains and somehow I think that her bargains and my bargains are vastly different. She’s got her eye on a blue velvet couch for max that was $5200 but is on sale for $1550. Also, a coffee table that was $3200, but for LVP? $1200. A matching rug for $599. LVP wants mother of the year.
Dorit is playing with the kids-she’s trying to teach Phoenix to crawl. I’m warming up to Dorit a bit I have to say. Eden’s dropped by to chat-Dorit says she was surprised to see Eden volunteering because last she knew, Rinna was mad at her. Eden says they met and talked, Dorit believes Eden about what Rinna said. Dorit asks if Eden thinks Rinna’s personality “induced”-whatever that means-and Eden thinks that Rinna is just in denial.
Erika and Tom are having lunch-Tom is glad to be lunching with his wife instead of mean lawyers. Erika thanks him for letting her borrow the plane, and he says he loves the “Expensive” video. I know a lot of people dissect their marriage but I don’t think it’s fake. I’m not sure how typical it is-but I don’t feel like it’s an “arrangement”.
Kyle visits the set of her scripted show “American Woman” and is checking out wardrobe. She admits the show created tension between her and her sisters but it’s all good now. She gets a lesson in baby laxative being used on film as cocaine.
Rinna is getting made up for her award presentation. Eileen calls because she can’t make it-some eye problem, she can’t wear makeup or contacts. Kyle comes to pick up Dorit in a limo-I am drooling over Dorit’s outfit and her shoes? Dead. Dorit tells Kyle about her visit with Eden.
The Hamlin family is walking (the women teetering) down to the car, once in, Rinna asks Delilah what her favorite NYC moment was. She says when Gigi taught her to walk. She told her to walk like she’s going to get food. Harry asks if it’s a hungry walk?
Everyone is posing in front of giant angel wings on the red carpet. Camille is there-Eden gets an awkward hello from Kyle and Rinna. Eden brought her best friend, Dru, but LVP isn’t there. Supposedly because her nephew in in town.
At the dinner table Kyle is grateful for the huge table and noise separating her from Eden. I noticed some guy in a flannel and a trucker cap sitting next to Rinna-the ladies notice too and he’s pretty underdressed. Dorit brings up Eden’s “kindred spirit” internet boyfriend that she’s never met in person. Kyle is throwing maaaajor shade-saying if she was Eden’s friend (ouch) she’d tell her this is a flipping disaster (ouch) but Eden would just like some support.
Kyle continues the shade, but Eden thinks she cares. Kyle admits she is starting to feel sorry for Eden. Harry introduces Rinna-she’s cheesily mouthing “I love you” from the audience. Rinna takes the podium and gives her speech and it goes well. After, Rinna joins everyone at the table and thanks them for coming.
Next week: Carnie Wilson is at Kyle’s house. Ken cries. LVP runs off. Rinna admits it. Arguments ensue.
Talk soon, Lovelies