Oh, Ipsy. You made me wait and wait-and for what.
Look at the inside-it’s traffic cone orange. Noe.
This is this months bag. It’s a denim with almost fluorescent orange detailing. I’m not in love, guys. So not a fan of denim anything but jeans, so this wasn’t the glam bag for me. It gets worse.
Sample size of Rosa Noir Hand and Body Milk from MOR. Ok, it’s lotion. Next.
Sample size of The Organic Pharmacy Lip and Eye Cream. And I mean sample size. 10ml, which is roughly 2 teaspoons. Meh. More lotion.
I’m embarrassed for Ipsy, kind of. Whatup Beaches Matte Bronzer in Barbie size. I’m not kidding.
It’s cheap, flimsy plastic-like, come on Ipsy.
Swatched. It’s hardly pigmented. Fail.
Ok-this is better. LAW Beauty Essentials nail polish in Peri Or Whatever. It’s a pretty periwinkle-I dig it. Full size. It’s also vegan.
Luxie full size blush brush. It’s cute. Pink handle, nice bristles.
Guys-I’m so underwhelmed and disappointed. I’ll give Ipsy another month-if it’s like this again then I’ll be passing on the monthly glam bag. Maybe I’m spoiled by Boxycharm. I can’t get past Barbie’s bronzer. I haven’t tallied up the value of this bag because samples. There’s no point.
Sigh.
Talk soon Lovelies
-Allie
I don’t like the demin part, but I love the orange inside. All my makeup bags are black inside & its so hard to see whats inside. Plus I love orange.
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That’s true about the inside of makeup bags being so dark you can’t see what’s what-I didn’t even think of that
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I like that makeup bag. Ipsy is too young for me. I don’t do a lot of purple eyeliner and blue shadow.
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I had never heard of Luxie, so I looked them up. They charge $18 for that brush, so it wasn’t a total scrub. That is exactly what is stopping me from signing up for any of the boxes. Picking out stuff is all the fun of shopping, at least for me. My daughter was getting Ipsy and Birch Box for about a year, she gave me a bunch of the stuff because she had so much of it. I honestly haven’t come across anything that I just HAD to have. I’d love one that did just strictly makeup, no lotions or potions.
Have a great day everyone!!!
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The makeup brush and the nail polish are the only good things-the bronzer, I can’t.
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I like the brush, the lip and eye and the brush. I’m sure it wasn’t worth it for you.
So sorry
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Meh. It’s was meh, I’m not offended because it was only 10$ and with the brush alone I got more than I paid for. I think it’s because I looked at bags from other months and they were pretty awesome so my expectations were high. It’s not awful-I love the nail polish and the brush, so I did ok.
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But the Barbie bronzer ha ha ha! So teensie I thought it was eyeshadow.
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I know!!!!
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This is a biiiig part of why I stopped my ipsy subscription. Just how many creams and lotions do I need??
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Yeah, I get it completely. I’m gonna give them another chance, and we’ll see
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Out of the boxes, which do you like the best? The boxy charms looked good too 🙂
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Oh Boxycharm by far.
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Wow mine was so different. Same bag, nail Polish and same makeup brush but that’s it. I had a super sparkly deep bronze eye shadow (also in the flimsy plastic but I don’t care about that), a naked cosmetics hd finishing powder and brigeo rosarco blow dry cream (sample size) . 2 full sized items, a great brush and a bag that my daughter claimed
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Hmph. Thanks a lot IPSY. 😉
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I’ve been with them for 4 years. Maybe there is a longevity bonus lol
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Go for Allure so much better and the same cost. I’ve only been getting it for 6 months but imo so much better and I haven’t had anything missing or exploded yet!
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LOVE Allure boxes. High quality and more age appropriate (for old me anyway)
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I loved that little candle this month! Unfortunately the bigger one is already sold out.
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Sorry to go off topic Allison, but what the effects is up with Milla and her Twitter ramble today?
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That should be eff and Nilla. Spell check is a beast sometimes.
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I’m done. She wants a fight, she got one. Only I don’t post my solution on twitter.
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Smart girl. Loose lips sink ships.
Let me know what I can do for you.
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Thank you Drac.
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On a slightly different note but kind of the same, I purchased 16 lip colours from Coloupop yesterday. Love the ones I bought a couple of weeks ago so I went a little crazy yesterday 😀😀
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I have the same problem Misha. I got hooked on the liquid lippies, so instead of getting the three or four shades that I would wear on a regular basis, I had to go ape shit and grab as many as I could get my hands on. I got everything from a nude to a rich violet metallic. The nude one is almost the same shade as my skin, so when I put it on – my freakin lips totally disappeared.
I had 30 some tubes of regular lipstick – but they are dead to me now since I became a fan of the liquid lippies.
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Love it!!! 😀😀😀
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Yasssss!!!!! I’m jelly!!
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This was my first Ipsy bag and I was underwhelmed as well. I actually tried to cancel while on the wait list, but they responded they will review my account and reply later. What? I couldn’t even get to my credit card information since I wasn’t a member yet. Anyway, I got an email notification that it shipped so I thought I’d try it.
The nail polish I received was the same as yours and actually quite nice. I’ve had it on 3 days without a chip, so I’m impressed so far. I went to their website to see what other colors they offered and their selection is kind of limited. The brush was okay quality. Didn’t hate it, didn’t love it. I almost accidentally threw out the Whatup Beaches….was this a joke? It seems like something you would get in the mail for free to try a product. I haven’t tried it, but seeing it on your hand, I’m not impressed. I didn’t get the lotions and instead received a green tea mask and a clay mask. My skin is still trying to recover from the breakout when I tried the green tea mask.
I can’t even remember what my 5th item is offhand but I don’t remember being impressed about that either. Do the bags and samples get better? I’m not sure I’m willing to wait until month 2.
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I’m right there with you! I’ll give march a try, but if it’s like this-I dunno. The nail polish is very nice, you’re right. But the Barbie bronzer is just no.
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Did you get a makeup brush? That was my 5th item.
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Yes, I received the brush as well. I went back to look and the two facial masks counted as one item which is why I had one more item than you did. I’m guessing both of your lotions counted as one each.
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Yep they did. I wouldn’t have minded a mask. But I’ve been using the microdermabrasion stuff from my Boxycharm haul-loves it.
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Now I remember the last item. Did you get the Luna highlighter? I actually an excited to try it. It has kind of purple undertones that would go well with my skin tone. Its full size and looks like the quality is good. I wonder if the brand is new? Took me forever to find a website.
https://luna-by-luna.myshopify.com/collections/face/products/copy-of-face-test-product
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Nope. No highlighter. ::foot stomp::. I got the lip gloss which I actually do like. It’s not sticky or globby. But I love me some highlighters.
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Whoa ….wait, lip gloss? Which kind? I’m a little jealous now
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Oh wait-never mind. I got my Ipsy and Boxycharm confused. The lip gloss was in boxy. Sorry 😐
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That Barbie size bronzer kills me! 😂😂😂
How is one to apply that with a pinkie sized pan?
I’m sorry that I won’t be buying this one from you, Allie. I mean, Ipsy. Or whatever. It’s all the same you make-up seller you! 😛
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Girl I have no idea how one applies Barbie bronzer. Like-even if I was “selling makeup” is that a crime now? Sephora and Ulta are going to be outlawed? Wow 😳
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Right??? And big whoo if you promoted ColorPop in a giveaway. Almost every makeup account I look at on IG does giveaways. Most of the time, it’s PR stuff that they have been given for free, but there are some that buy stuff from their own money and do a giveaway as appreciation for their follower’s. Imagine that…people who are nice to their supporter’s. Trust and believe, ColorPop appreciates the promotion. I don’t know what her end game was, reporting you to them as if you were doing something wrong.
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I’m sure they thought she was just as insane as everyone else does. They were SO UPSET that I promoted their product (and paid for it with my own money) that I’m banished from ever buying a lipstick for the rest of my life. NOT. I’m announcing March’s giveaway next week ::gasp:: I wonder who is going to be super furious over free promotion this month? Tune in and find out!
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1) she never reported me. There’s no “blog did free promotion of your product” department. 2) they would hang up or just ignore the crazy lady. There’s not a company in the world that doesn’t love free advertising and when their products are bought. The sheer audacity of me. If her end game was looking like a histrionic asshole having a psychotic break, it worked.
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