Rinna is just arriving in Mexico and having no idea what she’s about to walk into. RUN! While you still can! She gets a rather icy reception from Kyle and co, either doesn’t get it or ignores it. Rinna goes off to find a room. At this point she’s lucky it’s even on the property.
It’s the big event for the Agency opening. Rinna’s screech makes its entrance before she does, Kyle fakes it til she makes it. Off they go to the party location in a fancy golf cart. Side note: Kyle’s dress is beautiful but she’s wearing a plain old barrette in her hair. Anyway.
Mauricio makes a speech, Dorit looks extremely ALERT, Ken is dancing (watch that hip!) and next, Mauricio is doing some version of a Mexican Hat Dance on the bar. It’s a party. Rinna, Eileen and Erika are sitting at a table and Rinna is talking about Delilah’s walk for Tommy “Hilferger”, and gushes about the IRONY of Gigi showing her Tommy collection at the same time. Wouldn’t that be the time to do it though? She seems extra phony.
Dorit and LVP wonder if Kyle will confront Rinna-LVP thinks Rinna needs to stay in her lane.
Eileen is telling Rinna and Erika about her vitamin drip day with Eden and saying that Eden is “complicated”. Flashback to Eden obsessing once again over the Richards sisters-it may be restraining order time, good God. Erika busts out with “You really need to talk to Kyle.” Rinna is all shocked with “Why?!? Kyle?! What!!? What did I doooo???” Erika explains that Eden sort of dragged Rinna under the running bus, so Rinna marches off to find Kyle. Kyle lays it all out and tells Rinna what Eden reported that Rinna told her. That damn amnesia comes back, and Rinna doesn’t remember.
LVP must have smelled blood in the water, because she’s made her way over to the Rinna mess. Rinna is claiming she doesn’t remember and LVP says that Eden came to her and told her what Rinna said about Kim’s imminent death. Rinna admits to a “deep conversation” with Eden about Eden but that’s it. Kyle is still questioning her, Rinna is waffling-there’s a lot of back and forth til finally Rinna declares this all bullshit and she’s not taking it. LVP is still circling and not letting Rinna off the hook that easily. Rinna is given a few opportunities to fess up but doesn’t take them. She feels she misjudged Eden and trusted her too quickly.
Eileen tries to defend Rinna but LVP isn’t having it. Rinna vanishes, Dorit finds her outside, crying. Eileen joins them, and Rinna is crying hard and wants to go home.
Rinna is outside crying to Eileen and Dorit because she feels backstabbed, blindsided, hates to cry and hates Eden. Inside, LVP and Kyle are dancing-LVP is loving this-and they waltz on the ruins of Rinna’s reputation. On the patio, Rinna is angry that no one gave her the benefit of the doubt and Eileen agrees. She’s also feeling sick so is going back to the house. Rinna decides to accompany her. LVP wants to know why Rinna is crying, but could really not care less. Erika follows them out to check on Rinna-back inside LVP makes fun of them. Erika decides to go back to the house with Eileen and Rinna-she knocks on Rinnas door so she can talk. She advises Rinna to be honest because what she’s being accused of saying is a big deal. Rinna is waffling again, this time Erika begs her to be honest, but you know, amnesia.
The rest of the group decide to call it a night, on the shuttle back LVZp suggests a wife swap. PK makes gross underwear jokes, he’s so vile, and LVP shows her underwear. Sounds like an awesome time. I noticed PK was wearing skinny jeans and cool kicks-he looks RIDICULOUS. Humpty pervo dumpty stuffed in tight white jeans trying to dress like the cool kids when he’s on the verge of elderly. What a look.
The next morning LVP comes down for breakfast in her robe-she may or may not still be drunk as she’s doing some type of weird shampoo commercial in Spanish act. I don’t get it.
Rinna is still in her room and calls Harry for advice about the previous night. It’s funny-she’s got all these people sticking up for her saying that they’ve never heard her say Kim was near death-but she did say it. Harry basically tells her to let it go and get a tan.
In LA, Eden is having her mother over. Beverly Sassoon looks amaze. Eden tells her mom how the Richards sisters are back in her life, and how seeing them together reminded her of her and her sister, Catya, who passed away in 2002 ( I really thought it was more recent based on Eden’s behavior but I get that grief has no time limit). Mom reminds her that they were kids then and are adults now-it’s a different space and not Eden’s life, and that you can’t change other people. Eden says she’s not a troublemaker, just overwhelmed. She’s now realizing she needs to back off. Eden gives her mom a hug that mom has to eventually extricate herself from.
Dorit and PK are calling home to speak to the kids-Dorit is in tears but the nanny reassures her that the kids don’t have poopy pants. At breakfast, LVP is looking to say goodbye to everyone because she has to leave early for D.C. Rinna comes down to breakfast-Kyle is uncomfortable but glad everything is out. They’re all going out on a catamaran for the day so head to the marina. The catamaran is of course, huge and beautiful. PK is so delicious in his shirtless physique and luscious man boobs. Rinna tells Eileen she has an emotional hangover, and they both talk about the glee they know LVP is taking in this whole thing. Rinna makes a joke and we get a seal clap.
PK comments on Rinna and Eileen isolating themselves. Erika shuts it down by saying that they have a bond and who cares? She wonders why PK cares. PK then joins Tinna where he’s sunbathing-Erika shows up as well, I’m sure to rescue Rinna. Erika asks Rinna how she’s doing, Rinna says she’s really good, and PK compliments Rinna in her quick recovery. Some of the group decide to jump into the water to swim (did I hear someone ask if it was cold??) and PK offers Dorit a Birkin if she jumps. Once everyone is back on the boat they decide to put on music and Rinna says she’ll get on the table if Erika’s song “Painkillr” comes on. I bet she didn’t expect someone to have it, but duh. So she delivers on her promise and essentially re-enacts the video. Lots of writhing, humping, and self groping, and awkwardness.
Next week: Rinna gets an award. Erika, Dorit, and LVP cook. Kyle tells Kim on Rinna. Rinna confronts Eden.